A flat kill – Part 07.

The old creature’s hand entered inside his jacket and brought out a very old vape. “Those two troubles are going to knock a lot of walls before they get to their cell. A lot of walls.”

Two flats elbowed their way through the outside crowd and into the diner. They looked down at the gray haired man silently and then one of them went out to the squad drone.

I tried to pick up my cup of black from the counter but my fingers didn’t obey and I was spilling so much o it that I set it back again. Instead I pulled my vape and took a deep drag.

A couple of minutes later more flat drones arrived and in the end two more serious flats entered the in. They took me to one of the booths.

“I’m Officer Sr’ydd,” one of the flats said. He was as tall as I am and deep purple. The combination of his very erect antennas and the fact that he was much thinner than me in the end made him look taller. He cocked a thumb at the other flat. “And this is my partner, Officer Skyyyzd. Your name, please.”
“Mug,” I said. “Princess Quad Mug.” I added shyly.
“Address?” I gave them the one in Typhon III. As he wrote it down, I added “I’m here for my birthday. Shopping and all that. I have a ship to catch at ten.”

“Miss Princess,” Officer Sr’ydd said looking up. “A flat’s been killed. Your ship can wait.”
“Tell us about it,” Officer Skyyyzd said. “From the beginning.”

I gave the story and described the two troubles.
“You recognize any of them if you saw them again?” Officer Sr’ydd asked.
I hesitated. “Well I don’t know. You understand I was pretty scared….” I left my sentence intentionally unfinished and I tried to look scared.

“You gave a pretty good description of the events, Princess,” Officer Sr’ydd said. “I bet you will.” He got up. “You and grandpa here, better come down to the headquarters with us. We’d like to have you look at some holograms.
Panic was boiling inside but I was keeping it under control. Or at least I thought so.

At headquarters they took old creature and me into a small room and began uploading holograms of troubles.
“Put your bag in the corner if it bothers you,” Officer Sr’ydd said. 
“It doesn’t bother me a bit,” I aid irritably.

After two earth hours my liquid had gone and Officer Skyyyzd loaded more holograms. I was pulling off the red strip when the next hologram appeared to be the tall kid who did the killing. I vaped nothing slowly and I thought it over.
Finally I looked up. “This is one of them,” I said.

Officer Sr’ydd go to his feet and came over. He studded the hologram and scrolled the record that came with it. “All right,” he said. He send the hologram to the other corner where the old creature was sitting and moved over.

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A flat kill – Part 06.

The short trouble hit some buttons and obviously moved the ten credits to his account and then moved out from behind the metal. “Empty your pockets on the floor,” he ordered.
I took my wallet out of pocket careful and tossed it down. I watched the gray hair ,am get to his feet. Oh earthmen, the galaxy’s heroes.

He liked his lips for a few seconds and then seemed to take a deep breath. The air wasn’t very clean with the skinners’ smell and all that. Then his hand went to the button of his jacket.

He didn’t get his ray out of his belt holster. The tall trouble’s ray spit yellow beams twice. The earthman in the booth crumpled and he slid between the table and the bench.
The trouble’s eyes turned to me glowing with killer madness.

I dove under the counter as beams came and sprayed hard against the self with the mugs and glasses. I lay there hugging the floor, my heart pounding wildly.

After a couple of shots, I heard the sound of a hard slap. “Snap out of it, you damn duneworm,” I heard the chunky trouble say. “Let’s get the Skriizs out of here.”

I heard their footsteps moving fast forward the door and then I heard the door slam. I lay there unable to get up right away and marvelling in a detached way at my trembling and weakness.

Finally, the old creature strained up. He looked at me over the counter and picked his kPhone out of his pocket.

I came to my senses. It was time to get out. I couldn’t get mixed up in anything like this. I got shakily to my feet.

Then I saw the faces pressed against the windows and far away I heard the sirens of the flat drones reaching. Old man hadn’t still press the buttons, I realized suddenly. Somebody had heard the shots and done it for him.

I picked up my bag and looked at the glass door. My stomach tighten around fear. It was getting too late to get out.

There were about twenty people, all colours, heights and shapes out there and keep coming. Their fascinated eyes travelled a thrill circuit from the body of the gray haired man, to the green creature with four arms shaking uncontrollably to me.

I put down my bag and wiped my palms on my trousers. I looked at the old creature with a weary indignation.
“Why did he do that?” I asked hoarsely. “Why did the damn fool go for his ray?”

The old green creature glanced at the body and then looked way. “Gromlyz Fjerd, he said. “Just a new flat. Off duty and all he wanted was quiet and something to eat.” Old creature’s eyes harden. “Flats ain’t all perfume and flowers,” he said, “but there is one thing that gets every flat mad. You don’t kill a flat, Miss.”

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A flat kill – Part 05.

Sure, she could identify me if she ever saw me again. But she never would. Officer Brevity Dorv’s body most likely wouldn’t be found until somebody came to find out why he hasn’t reported for work, and by that time I’d be back in New Bayou. She could look through all the holograms at the headquarters until she need new visors or a laser operation to her eyes. My hologram wasn’t in anybody’s files.
I am a ghost.

In my room I packed away including my five grand in credits. I glanced at my kPhone and saw that I had about an earth hour to kill before catching my ship.

I picked up my bag and checked out o the place. About a block down the street I found a skin place. I got some vape liquid out of one of the machines and sat down on a stool.

“Two skinners with duneonions,” I said. “And plenty of black.”
An old little green very floppy creature with four arms, splayed out two balls of skin on the hot metal. He drew my black and slid the sweetener to me.
“Kind of chilly tonight,” he said.
“Yeah,” I said. “A bit nippy.” I looked idly around and saw that the other customer was a gray hair human man working on a piece of pie in one of the booths.

The floppy creature put the skinners on a plate and he was just setting them in front of me when the door opened and two troubles walked in. I picked one of my skinners as I took a look and a prickling came to the back of my head. Both troubles were obviously high on some kind of vape and the tiny pupils of their eyes glowed. Late teens, thin faces with thin shelled bravado of the perpetual delinquent.

I chewed slowly and wondered if they were going to go through with it. They hesitated for a moment as they looked around and then the taller of them moved to the far corner and turned his back to it. He brought out a very old version of a ray and swept the room with it.

“Two things work,” he said his voice high. “Everybody behave and you’ll live to tell your grandkids about it.”
The other kid had a better looking ray. “Move away from the metal old man. I’m going to take a look at your screen.”

I noticed the man in the booth lay down his chopsticks. His head went slowly back and forth as he alternately watched one and then the other. The shorter kid, a chunky one went behind the metal and hit the screen pulling up  kPhone from his inner pocket. His pressed some batons then looked at the screen and twisted his mouth in disgust. “A lousy ten credits.”
“What did you expect?” the old green man said dryly. “This ain’t a bank.”

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A flat kill – Part 04.

“Do you think you could be bought now?” I asked, interested.
He almost smiled again. “I’m considering it.”
I shifted my weight to make myself more comfortable. “Can you guess why I’m here?”
He did smile thinly this time. “If it’s to scare me, you won’t go away disappointed.”
“no,” I said. “it’s more serious than that.”

His eyes sifted softly to his right side. I knew what he was looking for and I also knew that he knew. He wasn’t faster than me.

Still I could see that he would try it even though he wasn’t sure yet. We were still talking and in his mind that was not normal.

I didn’t mind but he missed the point. I didn’t mind some talking. I’m always interest on how alive beings meet death. I had so many questions but still, I couldn’t take the chance and even smart people do stupid things.

Plus the problem with VI-32 is that they are good for one use. Then they need time to recharge.

I might get him as he makes his dive, I thought. But the chances were that I’d need more than one shot to put him away and I dint like the idea with a damn VI-32.

I wouldn’t have mind some more talking as well. I was really interest to what he had to say about his work and about not having a family or a hobby. Somehow I felt that I could identify. But my luck, was always the same. They dived.
And I could see it in his eyes that he was thinking about it, just right now.
Regretfully I squeezed the trigger.

The flat grunted slowly as the ray bored into his flesh and he flopped out on the side of his chair, actually n his hidden gun side, with the un-coordination of instant death.

Slowly I put the VI-32 back in the briefcase and stood up. Then with a new cleaning mat I went through the comfortable chair’s arms and the floor where sequences of my DNA might have fallen.

I was going through the pad at the door when I noticed the green skin, brown hair girl at the door of the apartment next to flat’s.

She had four large mistral market bags in two of her four arms and she was having difficulty using her pad to get into her apartment.

She smiled at me. “I hope you don’t mind,” she said. “But would you mind holding at least one of those while I get my door open?”
“Not at all,” I said. I took one of them while she typed her code into the pad and her door unlocked. “Thank you so much,” she said as I returned the bag.

Aside from her elfin accent she had a nice smile so I smiled too. I touched the edge line of hoodie in an old earthly attitude. “No trouble at all,” I said and left. Outside and walking slowly on the sidewalk, I checked my palm. More curiosity than interest. Not even moist, I thought in  a satisfied way. Oh I’m a cold son of a bitch.

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A flat kill – Part 03.

Took the outside gravity life to the thirty-second floor, I walked the soundproof carpet and I found the door of apartment 326 I was looking for and pressed the communication pod. With any luck the flat was in his between-shifts break.
I was lucky.

The flat that stood by the open door was a medium size humanoid in some kind of strange pyjamas covering his hairy chest holding a pad on one hand. His sharp blue eyes – Jed was right about the eyes, flicked over my face.

“Officer Brevity Dorv?” I asked.
He nodded his head still no suspicious.
“I’d like to talk to you about something very important for your health,” I said. “By the way, Jed figures in it.”

Oddly he smiled. A reaction I was not expecting and usually I’m prepared for everything. Always prepared and all these space-scouts shit.

Still I could see the clever, Jed had mentioned.
“Can’t wait for a couple more years?” He asked with a smile on his face. “I’m full of Jeds right now.”
I thought a bit.
“It could wait,” I said finally. “But regarding this Jed you should be interest right now.”

His eyes went over me once again and then he stepped back letting me see what his other hand, the one without the pad, was holding. No surprise there, after all he was a clever man, as Jed had pointed out.

I walked onto the apartment, straight to a wide sitting room and sat down on one of the two comfortable chairs in front a very comfortable sofa with a nice pseudo-wooden table in between. It was a cosy place in nice earth colours and I could see a bedroom, a bathroom and a kitchenette full automatic. Minimalistic would have been the best way to describe it or the place of a man with minimum needs and definitely no woman around. I put my briefcase on my knees.

The flat stood watching me checking the room and sitting down and then after a few minutes in silence he decided to take the other comfortable chair opposite me. “I never saw you before,” he said.

“I certainly hope so,” I said and he smiled again. Clever with humour. I could see why Jed was so scared of him.
“So?” He said.
“so, I hope you will never see me again” I answered smiling. My turn to show sense of humour. “That’s why right now is so important to both of us.” I continued in a more serious tone but without losing my smile.

“If it’s information I’m full of ears for you. If it’s money, you are wasting your time and you know it.”

Using my fingerprint I open the case and put my hand in it. “No, you are guessing bad.” I brought out the VI-32 and pointed it at his hairy chest. He sat without the slightest movement, his eyes travelling from the green battery to my face. He didn’t try to pull his pistol from under the side of the chair where his hand was resting.

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A flat kill – Part 02.

Jed eyes met mine. “How you gonna do it?”
“The simple way,” I said. “Things don’t go wrong that way.”
“You have to tell me day and time. I got to arrange a party.” He wasn’t joking. Jeds of this universe don’t have humour.
I pretended to think about it.

“This flat, is he married?”
“No. No complications. He lives alone in a small apartment near the headquarters.”
“Other relatives?”
“Different parts of different solar systems.” He as still looking at my eyes.

“Then I pick the day you pick the time,” I nodded.
“Any day around four before dinner. Everybody will be there but still sober to remember that I was there welcoming them.”
“Do you need my account numbers?” He didn’t.

I thought the fastest possible would be the best also leaving very little time for any kind of leaks. Never to trust Jed’s entourage.

I used a public pod to book a ticket for Senel 6 under one of my false identities, paid credits  under a different one but the clue here was that I wasn’t going to use that ticket, I had my own ship, something my employees should never know. They could look for me in this or other planet under this or other name and that was good for my health and everybody else’s involved.

Using public transportation and changing often means I arrived in one of the out-of-the-city privet harbours on time to check that my tank was full, the food storage filled and the manifest complete with all the information about a professional gambler from Moonshine IV on his way home with his new bride.
Life is short but good stories have to be long.

Mechanical evolution is merciful and six hours later I was in orbit waiting for clearance. Princess Mug of farming planet Typhon III on a visit for shopping and mild recreation. While waiting I checked my VI-32 and added some extra array batteries to my belt. Always prepared and all these space-scouts shit.
Good time to have some breakfast and wait for the day to turn noon and lunch. I wrote a mail to Jed. “Today is the day. Hope you have enough time to call your guests.” I stop to think if I should add, “love, mate” but I decided against it, Jed doesn’t have sense of humour.

To honour princess’ Mug birth planet I decided to have a traditional Typhon III breakfast not including alive worms but definitely a glass of Ercadian rye rummy. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. That’s what they say.

While finishing with my last egg and my second glass of Ercadian rye rummy clearance arrived and I slowly led my ship to a small harbour outside the capital where I registered under the name Jedeth, a minor mine stockholder from asteroid Rendell in business meetings. With all these identities and the often change I often forget my name.

A drone took me to the capital’s centre and twenty to four, before dinner time at Jed’s home; I was walking slowly towards Emerald building number 25. I stopped in the entrance and checked the pod. Flat had apartment 326.
My lucky number.

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A flat kill – Part 01.

“Killing a flat is never a bright idea,” I said. “It actually makes everybody – literally everybody… mad.”
“You know, I don’t give a damn what you think, Jed said. “You are getting paid good to do it and not think of it.”

I shrugged my shoulders. “Fine. I won’t worry about it. I’ll be back in Cosmos on the first ship out, but you will still be here and you are liable to get squeezed rough. They will know who called for the job.”

“No worries there,” Jed said. “they won’t squeeze me hard if they are smart. The might pull me in for a talk but that’s all is going to be, a talk.”

I sat there with my orange drink and considered Jed. He was a big florid man with purple hair that strangled wetly to remain in order over his forehead. He ran everything in this corner of the universe that operated best in the silence of the vacuum. Jed used to take care of these short of jobs himself but now things had changed and Jed enjoyed an evening jacket and shining dancing boots. And dancing boots live without feeling the liquid dirt under, they like comfort, so Jed et others do the jobs for him.

“How come this flat can bother you so?” I asked. “I had the illusion that you are connected, I thought you own the force.”
“You think again.” Jed said. “But to answer, I control pieces of t it. You can’t buy the whole federal force.” He paused for a moment to have a quick jip of his purple drink. “It’s a simple matter of human stubbornness on the part of some people and also basic economics. You just buy the key pieces, the ones can be bought, and hope for the best.”

He got up to refill his glass. “I don’t mind an honest flat here and there, as long he’s honest and stupid. But this flat’s got brains and this is bad.”

He chucked some icing marbles into his glass. “Nobody can control a star system all the time. Every ten years or so citizens turn off their screens and decide to pick up the cleaning broom. They even bother to vote.”

He measured his Karelian whiskey by ear. “I don’t mind taking a break for a while. I need the rest anyway. But I like to do my resting in a nice hot place next to an ocean without any skin eating plants and blood thirsty bugs guilty of murder and rape.” He probably meant prisons but I wasn’t in the mood for any clarification.

“An honest flat,” he continued, “a real honest smart flat, for Buddachrist sake, stands out like a monk in a convent.” He looked at me, “I’ll tell you what’s going to happen, mate. These amateur boys will win the election, no matter what we do about it. And as soon as they do they will take a look into the clear blue eyes of this flat and hand him the gold badge.” Now he was pointing a finger at me. A fat finger.

“This flat has been around for too long and he knows what’s going on. And what makes it worse is the fact that he knows exactly what to do about it.” He came closer. “I could just pack up right now and go to Andromera or Calcus 3 and let them have their fun trying to get me but… But I don’t ant to stay out there for the next twenty years until they forget my name. I want to go on holidays and come back without the flats waiting for me outside my house.” He literally screamed the last words.

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